Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
Pregnant Humor
Posted by: Paige on: January 15, 2009
Five things you never thought you’d say
• ”Let me just finish this can of frosting.”
• ”Would you mind tying my shoes?”
• ”Does my stomach look too small to you?”
• ”Can you please massage my perineum again?”
• ”Help, I can’t get out of bed.”
Vaccinations: Poem
Posted by: Paige on: December 18, 2008
- In: Humor| Vaccines
- 4 Comments
Ode to National Infant Immunization Week: Stick It
I actually don’t mind green eggs and ham.
It’s vaccines I don’t like, Uncle Sam.
Too many children have paid the price
for harmful and deceptive immunization advice.
There is more to health than preventing infections
with dozens of toxic and dangerous injections.
You purposefully ignore all of the parents’ cries
that autism, asthma [...]
Are Your Ready For Parenting?
Posted by: Paige on: August 31, 2008
- In: Humor
- 4 Comments
Are you ready to be a parent?
Take this reality test and find out! (provided by our Bradley instructor)
Mess Test
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flowerbed from outside and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Repeat. Place a fish stick behind the couch and [...]
